» What are some eye-catching and funny campaign slogans for a High School class election?

What are some eye-catching and funny campaign slogans for a High School class election?

I really want to do something funny. One person at our school made a sign that said:

SEX – now that I have your attention, vote for [me].
FREE DRINKS ON ME (He hung it over the water-fountain).

I’m running unopposed so my slogan is "[Me] the ONLY choice."

But I still want to put up some funny signs. Any ideas are appreciated.

you should copy dakota.

..stupid